I’m going to present this with as little context as possible. If you aren’t watching this video every few days as part of a healthy Internet diet, you need to take a good, hard look at how you’re using this magical tool. Probably on the Encarta website.

So, here is your new favorite video:

And, here is the funniest thing anyone has ever done and likely ever will do. This is logical end point for all jokes: a middle-aged Korean man in sunglasses and a cut-off suit vest, yelling at a butt.

Alpha. Omega.