As I write this, the Brooklyn Nets are beating the (perpetually fraudulent) Milwaukee Bucks by 20 points. Yesterday, despite making it close the Sixers spent the majority of their playoff basketball game losing by 20 to the (assuredly fraudulent) Atlanta Hawks. I don’t know what exactly happened in the west coast games because I live on the East Coast and I’m not on cocaine.
It’s current 95 in Philadelphia. My two-year-old is acting like a maximum dickhead. I can’t really blame anyone but myself for my work / grad school schedule, but it still feels like it should be someone else’s fault. The least the NBA playoffs could do is be better. As it stands, it looks like the Nets are going to run through everyone like shit through a goose, beating all teams (including, fearfully, my beloved [fraudulent?] Sixers) by 15 points in 4-1 series. Of all the indignities, this is the lead dignified.
In other words: