Fatter, Older

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who see every issue as a binary and people like me who got board of this setup about three sentences in. Processing art as “good” or “bad” is not as interesting as understanding and articulating the ways in which something is “good” or “bad.” These…

People do not eat enough vegetables. I think you’re supposed to get five servings a day. Have you had five servings of vegetables this week? Don’t lie to me, you know how that degrades us both. Luckily, I have the solution, I have the heath-food fix that will allow you to up your vegetable intake…

Consider it a simple suggestion to make life feel more “cinematic” or “meaningful;” consider it a radical act of mental health to block out the sounds of one’s surroundings and take a self-guided tour of emotional standing; consider it something I just did for a couple minutes before bed while on vacation; consider it a…

I got a new keyboard for Christmas. Mechanical. Has higher keys, makes a satisfying “click” sound when you type. Not exactly like a typewriter but not far off. Probably going to annoy the hell out of my wife, but I love the damn thing. Plus, it’s got a bunch of colors, which makes it look…