Father and Son

Courtesy of Jared Adams, what my father, Tone-Zone, and brother, Chris, would have said to each other, if only they had the words. Thank you, Watch the Throne. Thank you.

This is the New Kanye West Song and I Don’t Know What to Feel About It

Nah Right has the stream and download for a new Kanye West / Rick Ross / DJ Khaled song. I need you to listen to it so we can talk about it. I can’t even organize my thoughts about Kanye West at this point. Try to follow this if you can: Kanye West has released,…

Why You Gotta go and do That, Tatum?

Here are the reasons I want to see Magic Mike, Channing Tatum’s male stripper movie:   It’s directed by Stephen Soderbergh, who has a) been on a hot streak recently and b) is supposedly about to retire. Both of those things make me feel the man should get some of my cash. I find myself…

There is No Such Thing as a Philly Taco

Despite what Pat Rush might tell you, there is no such thing as a Philly Taco. Oh, you’ll want to be believe his siren song. You’ll want to live in a world where drunk people / fat people / young people / excited people / some-combination-of-the-previous-four kind of people descend on to South Street when…

Maria Ramirez Finds an Outlet for her Passion With a New Dance Crew

Honey 2 is a movie that exists. More importantly, it is a movie that exists on Netflix right now as I type this. Honey 2! The sequel to Honey! The lead in Honey 2 is a woman named Kat Graham. Here are some facts about Kat Graham: She is way, way good looking and seems…

The 2012 Rock Music Awards

All of my favorite work-out songs came out by 2005. I’ve made dozens of working out playlists since I started getting fatter and older, and all of them have had a handful of constants. All of them. These constants are: “Luno” by Bloc Party (released in 2005) “Cosmonaut” by At The Drive-In (released in 2001)…